I was out late on a Wednesday night and was drawn inside where i was greeted by a beautiful young woman named Mystique. I didnt want to tell her that I had seen many times fetured in Exotic Magazine, In my adventures I have found that most of the girls that are featured as much as her are fairly "Full of themselves" Mystique was very charming and welcoming and made me feel very at ease. Mystique led me to a well apppointed and comfortable private room where I was treated like the most important man in the world. Mystique is the kind of girl that really knows how to make you feel comfortable, from her choice of music to the sensual way that she relaxes your mind and body, as a seeker of goodtimes with good people I can tell you this my friends Wednesday night at the Foster Pussycats is the best kept secret in Portland.
You don't need these superficial things; the Lord loves you and he can fill that empty void you feel in your heart, and that you are desperately trying to fill with temporary sexual desires. http://www.citybiblechurch.org/ - Please check it out, and maybe even come to a service. I am not doing this to advertise. I am doing this to convince you that Christ is alive, he is here, and we are never alone. God bless, Mr. Credible. Hope you are able to make it.
You are not here to advertise? It would seem that the good lord has not given you the brain capacity to understand what advertise means, because that is exactly what you are doing. Go peddle your delusions somewhere else and leave these good people alone. Christ is a distraction from the beautiful amazing gift of life, thats the problem with christianity is it focuses on the meaningless tedium of irrelavent individuals talking about things they don't understand. Just look at the standard of your beliefs, the crucifix, a symbol of death. If you want enlightenment or atonement then shut the fuck up, humble yourself with the realization that you dont know whats going on anymore than the rest of us and adopt a more meaningful symbol, the yin and yang for example.
So if you're so into Jesus Christ. What are you doing on this kind of website anyways? Never ceases to amaze me that you'll find religious fanatics on websites dedicated to erotic entertainment. Doing the Lord's work I suppose. Idiot.
Hehe, Angel Hazel's just mad because her husband spends all his time getting head at the gay bathhouse. Her "empty void" is larger and more empty than most.
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http://www.citybiblechurch.org/ - Please check it out, and maybe even come to a service. I am not doing this to advertise. I am doing this to convince you that Christ is alive, he is here, and we are never alone. God bless, Mr. Credible. Hope you are able to make it.
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